ONE TWO THREE FOUR
You know what you are
A pizza poser FUCK YOU
I’ve never seen you eat a slice
To you it’s just a trend Pizza is my life
Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni
Elios stuffed crust no anchovies
Pizza rolls bagel bites
Cheesy crust is what I like
Put it in the oven
We can order delivery
I don’t care I’m not very picky
Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
Cut it into 8 squares or triangles
All I really want is pizza in me
Pizza is the greatest food on earth
I got drunk with papa john
He snorted cocaine with his apron on
He got too fucked up for delivery
It was over 30 minutes so my pizza was free
Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza
You fucking piece of shit
Why would you do this to me
I’m gonna peel your eyes
Out of your fucking skull
I will extract your blood
And use it as
